I think you made that up!
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| Author: | mikev [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:27 pm ] |
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A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down the I-75 freeway, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the state trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and the siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this." and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused for a moment. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper. Mike |
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| Author: | Billy T [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:34 pm ] |
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I think you made that up!
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| Author: | Don Williams [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:28 pm ] |
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That's funny... 
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| Author: | Serge Poirier [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:40 pm ] |
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| Author: | Dave Anderson [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:31 am ] |
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| Good one!
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| Author: | Graham Steward [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:50 am ] |
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Oh Man! That's the best joke I've heard for a while. All my friends are about to receive an email... |
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| Author: | old man [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:58 am ] |
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